Actually, today I intended to go for dog hunting one.. I was so determined last night.. I even announced it to my mum 3 bloody times in case she didn't hear me.. I even googled up "How to train your puppy" all those articles.. AND READ THROUGH ALL OF THEM... ONE BY ONE.. Seriously.. I really did.. & then I got a message from Chooi Yuen asking me to go watch a movie tomorrow....
"VROOOSSSSHHHHHH"... you hear that??? That's the sound of my very own determination.. got flushed down the shit hole..
I will get a dog.. another day.. @_@...
anyway, since I don't have one yet, I think I should think of name for it.. Miss Veena here says that why not name my dog "Mulan"??
Hell no...
Firstly,
My dog.. ain't no warrior.
& I don't want my dog abandoning me one day, to go fight some dog war... and come back with huge bone from the Doggie Emperor..
& what if my new dog is a guy dog???? If other dogs thinks he is gay, how??? Where can he hide his pride?? (Eventhough, I will spayed it sooner or later, but at least he is sterile, with dignity)..
of coz.. Male dogs who are sterile.. have the excuse to be play boys..
Why? Because they can fuck female dogs.. without pregnanting them.. Also, no need to wear condom.. how good is that?? But.. this is just exclusively for dogs lah of course.. If you're jealous, pray hard lah, pray that your next life is a dog, a male dog.. and of coz don't forget to ask your owner to sterilise you. It's for the greater good..
& what happens if I call my dog infront of any china tourists?? Old people will get heart attack because they think Mulan came back from the dead (joking ah.. no racism)
& who the hell would wanna name their dog "Mulan"??! Dogs name should be simple ma like Mickey, Fifi, Lily, Happy... At least when you call it out loud, it won't sound so utterly ridiculous.. Imagine lah.. you shouting the name "MULAN!!" few times and see, see whether you feel stupid anot.. The dog also will feel stupid.
anyway, I looked up on this site about naming dogs (here). Apparently, I found out that there are more bombastic names here... compared to "Mulan" ..
Names like Fungus, Chaos, Nudge(??)... Like that ah, I name my dog "Captain America" lah.
Nah, I won't give such name lah.. The thought of it is so hilarious..
"Captain America, SIT!!"
"Captain America, BARK!!"
"Captain America, FLY!!"
& if I were to call it in public.. I think the people around me will give me.. the look.. You know, the kind where your eye brow shoots up,and you lips which is at the same side of the raised eyebrows, half opens and moves up, revealing a portion of your teeth, that look. (=.^)
I think I would go for the name "Silly" ... at least my sister can pronounce it with ease what. Instead of pronouncing "Felicity" as "Feshishity"
p.s I wonder is there anybody in this world who name their dog "Masturbate"?? (O_O).. just a random thought......... a random thought..
Sunday, January 31, 2010
Saturday, January 30, 2010
When daddy comes home.
No, this is not about any kind of new dogs..
When daddy comes home,
happy and bubbly,
that's when work is normal,
& everybody's happy.
When daddy comes home,
happy but tired,
that's when work is accomplish.
When daddy comes home,
angry and furious,
that's when somebody at work is so fucked up,
When daddy comes home,
frustrated and distracted,
that's when work start to get complicated.
When daddy comes home,
sad and disappointed,
that's when the whole family becomes solemn,
because we know,
one of daddy's patients has died.
Today,
daddy came home,
sad and disappointed.
Indeed,
one of daddy's patients is dead.
When daddy comes home,
happy and bubbly,
that's when work is normal,
& everybody's happy.
When daddy comes home,
happy but tired,
that's when work is accomplish.
When daddy comes home,
angry and furious,
that's when somebody at work is so fucked up,
When daddy comes home,
frustrated and distracted,
that's when work start to get complicated.
When daddy comes home,
sad and disappointed,
that's when the whole family becomes solemn,
because we know,
one of daddy's patients has died.
Today,
daddy came home,
sad and disappointed.
Indeed,
one of daddy's patients is dead.
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
New dog? Or not..
I want a new dog...small, cute little puppy with big goo goo eyes
that will eventually grow up to become a ferocious, heroic, loyal and good looking dog..
but not this kind lah... gives me the creeps..
but at the meant time, I'm afraid that if I get this new dog.. my other dog.. Fifi... will kill it out of jealousy.. Oh, trust me.. Dogs.. DO get jealous... seriously.. especially female dog, who really crave your attention.... and of course during their PMS moment.. they DO .. 100% DO.. GET JEALOUS.. You do.not wanna mess with them..
Don't believe is it? Long time ago, I had a few dogs.. Everytime, when you wanna call them.. You have to call Fifi's name first... then only the other dogs.... & IF..... you don't call her name first, but another dog's name.. She will either, run hard to you, jump, cling, and bite you.... or she'll bite the dog who's name's first... or both... If this is not jealousy, then what??? Lust ah?
Anyway.. since Fifi is getting old.. She's 8 years already.. *sobs*@_@.. and it is very hard to accept that she may, or will be going soon to Doggies' Nirvana.. give one or two years.. maybe three... I'll be expecting a phone call from mum, "Oh, I'm sorry, Fifi die already." So, I wanna get some dog to take over the legacy, to guard the house.. and also be my sister's keeper.... yeah.. that small fella needs somebody..
Yet.. getting a new dog..means.. R-E-S-P-O-N-S-I-B-I-L-I-TY.... So means I have to train it, walk it, pick up its poop.. and of coz shower it with love.. Well, I have two months here.. and I got nothing to do.. I guess getting a new dog might be a good idea.
but... there are still many considerations to do... who knows.. my next post is about my new dog!!! And the next post after that is: How Fifi Kill The New Dog.
that will eventually grow up to become a ferocious, heroic, loyal and good looking dog..
but not this kind lah... gives me the creeps..
but at the meant time, I'm afraid that if I get this new dog.. my other dog.. Fifi... will kill it out of jealousy.. Oh, trust me.. Dogs.. DO get jealous... seriously.. especially female dog, who really crave your attention.... and of course during their PMS moment.. they DO .. 100% DO.. GET JEALOUS.. You do.not wanna mess with them..
Don't believe is it? Long time ago, I had a few dogs.. Everytime, when you wanna call them.. You have to call Fifi's name first... then only the other dogs.... & IF..... you don't call her name first, but another dog's name.. She will either, run hard to you, jump, cling, and bite you.... or she'll bite the dog who's name's first... or both... If this is not jealousy, then what??? Lust ah?
Anyway.. since Fifi is getting old.. She's 8 years already.. *sobs*@_@.. and it is very hard to accept that she may, or will be going soon to Doggies' Nirvana.. give one or two years.. maybe three... I'll be expecting a phone call from mum, "Oh, I'm sorry, Fifi die already." So, I wanna get some dog to take over the legacy, to guard the house.. and also be my sister's keeper.... yeah.. that small fella needs somebody..
Yet.. getting a new dog..means.. R-E-S-P-O-N-S-I-B-I-L-I-TY.... So means I have to train it, walk it, pick up its poop.. and of coz shower it with love.. Well, I have two months here.. and I got nothing to do.. I guess getting a new dog might be a good idea.
but... there are still many considerations to do... who knows.. my next post is about my new dog!!! And the next post after that is: How Fifi Kill The New Dog.
Sunday, January 24, 2010
Mulan
Ever heard of the story of Mulan?? yes, the filial chick who abandon her old dad at home to go to war...that Mulan.. So, last night I just watch this movie "Mulan".. not animated one..and now I'm confused which story is real...
In the movie, (not the animated one) Mulan is still Mulan..
. 
Introducing.. Mulan.. in the flesh!
but... there was no Mushu.. u know the small red dragon.. instead... Mushu was a human!!! Yeah... only that, this Mushu is not called Mushu but Small Tiger (Xiao Hu) .. This is what you get from a translated subtitle from a pirated DVD...
yeah.. his role was similar to Mushu.. but.. just in human form. he died though in the end.. and He was so cute.. T_T
& the dynamic Trio, Chin Peng, Ling and Yao from the animated Mulan... didn't exist in the real one... instead I found two person who kinda look similar to Yao and Chin Peng... compare and contrast yourselves lah.
Similar right??
Quite similar kan? Both also fat fat..
Also.. Mulan's lover... from the animated one, its General Lee Sheng, but in this movie.. its.. Some dude call Wentai.. who turns out to be the 7th Prince of the Wei Empire...
The animated one got more visible muscles and pack.. which makes small girls go goo goo ga ga... but the real one.. looked.. don't know how to describe....
and the bad guy in this movie.. is not a Hun.. but some mongolia dude... whom I don't even know..
One of the good thing about pirated movies are.. they are dirt cheap.. really cheap.... and you get the latest movie .. but.... BUT... how much can you enjoy a cheap movie when you don't even understand the whole movie because you either spend the whole time laughing about the subtitle, or you don't even know what the people are talking.. and the subtitles make it worst... Might as well you go and buy the real original one.. even though cost quite a sum... but at least you can sit back and relax... seriously.. throughout the whole film, I was so focused on the subtitle and busy taking pictures of the subtitles....
Apparently, Mulan in this movie has two names....I don't even wanna know how they can
translate this into that... Mulan means Mulan lah.. even the cover of the movie state "Mulan"... the person translating.. its either an indian... who don't even know how to read English, or never watched the animated "Mulan" before...
The Wood, The Flowers and trees.... wth right?
and there's these kind of translation.
I don't understand every single shot at all.....
&.. shockingly..
He's on the enemy side....
So... overall... the movie was just ok... too many wars.... but the love story was devastating la.. both pun tak de Happy Ending...because the prince have to marry the mongolia princess.. which sucks alot.. because Mulan have to be a freaking spinster.... So that's it... Mulan's summary..
In the movie, (not the animated one) Mulan is still Mulan..
. 
Introducing.. Mulan.. in the flesh!
but... there was no Mushu.. u know the small red dragon.. instead... Mushu was a human!!! Yeah... only that, this Mushu is not called Mushu but Small Tiger (Xiao Hu) .. This is what you get from a translated subtitle from a pirated DVD...
yeah.. his role was similar to Mushu.. but.. just in human form. he died though in the end.. and He was so cute.. T_T
& the dynamic Trio, Chin Peng, Ling and Yao from the animated Mulan... didn't exist in the real one... instead I found two person who kinda look similar to Yao and Chin Peng... compare and contrast yourselves lah.
Similar right??
Quite similar kan? Both also fat fat..
Also.. Mulan's lover... from the animated one, its General Lee Sheng, but in this movie.. its.. Some dude call Wentai.. who turns out to be the 7th Prince of the Wei Empire...
The animated one got more visible muscles and pack.. which makes small girls go goo goo ga ga... but the real one.. looked.. don't know how to describe....
and the bad guy in this movie.. is not a Hun.. but some mongolia dude... whom I don't even know..
One of the good thing about pirated movies are.. they are dirt cheap.. really cheap.... and you get the latest movie .. but.... BUT... how much can you enjoy a cheap movie when you don't even understand the whole movie because you either spend the whole time laughing about the subtitle, or you don't even know what the people are talking.. and the subtitles make it worst... Might as well you go and buy the real original one.. even though cost quite a sum... but at least you can sit back and relax... seriously.. throughout the whole film, I was so focused on the subtitle and busy taking pictures of the subtitles....
Apparently, Mulan in this movie has two names....I don't even wanna know how they can
translate this into that... Mulan means Mulan lah.. even the cover of the movie state "Mulan"... the person translating.. its either an indian... who don't even know how to read English, or never watched the animated "Mulan" before...
The Wood, The Flowers and trees.... wth right?
and there's these kind of translation.
I don't understand every single shot at all.....
&.. shockingly..
He's on the enemy side....So... overall... the movie was just ok... too many wars.... but the love story was devastating la.. both pun tak de Happy Ending...because the prince have to marry the mongolia princess.. which sucks alot.. because Mulan have to be a freaking spinster.... So that's it... Mulan's summary..
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Some people
Some people say they are strong,
but the fact is..
they are being ignorant.
Some people say they are tough,
but the fact is...
they are being oblivious.
Some people say they don care,
but the fact is..
they are running away.
& Some people know all this,
but they choose to not care.
p.s This is just random... Just doing some random thinking for the day...
but the fact is..
they are being ignorant.
Some people say they are tough,
but the fact is...
they are being oblivious.
Some people say they don care,
but the fact is..
they are running away.
& Some people know all this,
but they choose to not care.
p.s This is just random... Just doing some random thinking for the day...
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Phones..
I'm not the person who is obsessed with handphones... I'm kinda satisfied with the phone I have right now.. although it looks like crap.. but hey, it's still a phone.. & still working.. and, and... at least it's not the big big old handphone that your great grandma owns.. u know the one without colour screen, big big keypad... can play Snake wan.. ( I suck in Snake)..
anyway, recently I've finally able to pull myself out of my bed, and go out (I should earn a consolation prize for this... Big improvement lor okay people).. and I found that, there are alot of things, a lot of small things, that should be captured down and noticed.... that is why, I want a new phone.. I want a new camera phone... I don't need the newest, most expensive phone cause I don't really use my phone that much.. I want a phone which capture picture silently... and not like the nokia wan.. which make earth cracking sound " CHIK CHAAA!!!!" , with flash some more.. Like that how to take lah... everybody also know you taking pictures of them.. Die lah.. =.= ..
Also, I want a phone which take pictures fast.. No need to stand.. focus and wait.. I can just walk by somebody, click on my phone, and there it goes... Tadaa.... Picture Perfect! .. and not walking past, hide in a corner, focus..... focus..... make sure the hand didn't shake (sometimes have to use the other hand to steady the hand, or using both hand, concentrating not to move till your vein pops... ) then "click" ... sometimes.. the pictures come out also blur.. *potong steam*..
Of course, I can always bring a camera along... but..who in the world holds a camera... literally holds a camera and walk?? If DLSR, of coz la.. you hang it on your neck.. when you take picture.. you're already telling the whole world " OI! I'm taking pictures of you whom I do not know" . If other camera like Canon or Sony, Canon especially is really good.. it takes picture fast.. and silently.. but.. the problem is... whenever you take a picture.. the red light will go flashing ... which its a no-no... and the main reason I don't wanna bring a camera out is because...very troublesome... if lost how?? You can't possible lose a handphone because you need it everytime.. camera... when you need it, only you use it... see the difference??
Anyway..I think I wanna get a phone like CKY's one... can take silent, and also deadly pictures... hehehe.. but there are still alot of considerations to do.. so maybe getting a new phone, might not be a good idea after all...... who knows???
anyway, recently I've finally able to pull myself out of my bed, and go out (I should earn a consolation prize for this... Big improvement lor okay people).. and I found that, there are alot of things, a lot of small things, that should be captured down and noticed.... that is why, I want a new phone.. I want a new camera phone... I don't need the newest, most expensive phone cause I don't really use my phone that much.. I want a phone which capture picture silently... and not like the nokia wan.. which make earth cracking sound " CHIK CHAAA!!!!" , with flash some more.. Like that how to take lah... everybody also know you taking pictures of them.. Die lah.. =.= ..
Also, I want a phone which take pictures fast.. No need to stand.. focus and wait.. I can just walk by somebody, click on my phone, and there it goes... Tadaa.... Picture Perfect! .. and not walking past, hide in a corner, focus..... focus..... make sure the hand didn't shake (sometimes have to use the other hand to steady the hand, or using both hand, concentrating not to move till your vein pops... ) then "click" ... sometimes.. the pictures come out also blur.. *potong steam*..
Of course, I can always bring a camera along... but..who in the world holds a camera... literally holds a camera and walk?? If DLSR, of coz la.. you hang it on your neck.. when you take picture.. you're already telling the whole world " OI! I'm taking pictures of you whom I do not know" . If other camera like Canon or Sony, Canon especially is really good.. it takes picture fast.. and silently.. but.. the problem is... whenever you take a picture.. the red light will go flashing ... which its a no-no... and the main reason I don't wanna bring a camera out is because...very troublesome... if lost how?? You can't possible lose a handphone because you need it everytime.. camera... when you need it, only you use it... see the difference??
Anyway..I think I wanna get a phone like CKY's one... can take silent, and also deadly pictures... hehehe.. but there are still alot of considerations to do.. so maybe getting a new phone, might not be a good idea after all...... who knows???
Monday, January 18, 2010
Breaking out from Boredom (attempts)
Kanasai.... Initially.. the plan for today is.. Change AuDollars.. to RM.... & then I'll take my time strolling in J.J.. maybe even watch a movie... but.. turned out I mistook the envelope which I assumed containing my money in it .. instead it was another envelope... with.. stupid flyers which I don't even care to elaborate about... and the worst thing is.. I only realised that I took the wrong one.. when I'm standing INFRONT OF THE BANK... Gone case la the plan!! =.=
So.. what to do.. Go home lor.... no no no no.. Before going back.. I must at least buy something.. What's the point of going all the way to a shopping mall.. & not spending!!?? Saving for raining day meh??? 2012 coming .. Save what la.. & Of course, wanna spend, also spend wisely la.. not asking you to spend like a king... get one or two things.. also call spending what... Anyway, since I still have a bit of cash in my wallet.. I just have the urge to spend it.. and I want to spend it... or else I'll become my dad.. Go shopping mall to window shop only... Okay, so.. I came back with a DVD.. and its not any normal DVD... its..
La Corda D'oro SECOND Passo!!! AHHHH!!
Got free CD some more .....
& then... after buying.. only I realised... I haven't finish Bleach... & I have a few more animes in my hard disk.... okay.. whatever... at least I didn regret buying it..
Okay.. so now.. I'm gonna devise a plan.. My Breaking Free from Boredom Plan....
*not arrange in order*
1. Clean up my table......
Ai ya ya.... How to clean???
2. Clean up my wardrobe.....
I bet 70% of the clothes inside don't fit me anymore......
3. Re-read my past novels and story books..
Hmmm.. No problem...
4. Crack this...
I bought this 2 years ago.... & now only I decide to de-code it...
5. Watch animes...
Animes.. animes.... and more animes.... @_@
6. Plan more things to do after I finish the five things above......( ya right.. those five things... takes me ages to complete it)
Suddenly, my dark, gloomy life starts to brighten up.. you know, like those scenes in the movie, a light shining down, then some mysterious voice singing " Hallelujah!!" and goes on and on and on.... Yes...I will no longer tolerate boredom!!! I . WILL. SURVIVE!!
p.s Now, which one to start first???
So.. what to do.. Go home lor.... no no no no.. Before going back.. I must at least buy something.. What's the point of going all the way to a shopping mall.. & not spending!!?? Saving for raining day meh??? 2012 coming .. Save what la.. & Of course, wanna spend, also spend wisely la.. not asking you to spend like a king... get one or two things.. also call spending what... Anyway, since I still have a bit of cash in my wallet.. I just have the urge to spend it.. and I want to spend it... or else I'll become my dad.. Go shopping mall to window shop only... Okay, so.. I came back with a DVD.. and its not any normal DVD... its..
La Corda D'oro SECOND Passo!!! AHHHH!!
Got free CD some more .....
& then... after buying.. only I realised... I haven't finish Bleach... & I have a few more animes in my hard disk.... okay.. whatever... at least I didn regret buying it..
Okay.. so now.. I'm gonna devise a plan.. My Breaking Free from Boredom Plan....
*not arrange in order*
1. Clean up my table......
Ai ya ya.... How to clean???
2. Clean up my wardrobe.....
I bet 70% of the clothes inside don't fit me anymore......
3. Re-read my past novels and story books..
Hmmm.. No problem...
4. Crack this...
I bought this 2 years ago.... & now only I decide to de-code it...
5. Watch animes...
Animes.. animes.... and more animes.... @_@
6. Plan more things to do after I finish the five things above......( ya right.. those five things... takes me ages to complete it)
Suddenly, my dark, gloomy life starts to brighten up.. you know, like those scenes in the movie, a light shining down, then some mysterious voice singing " Hallelujah!!" and goes on and on and on.... Yes...I will no longer tolerate boredom!!! I . WILL. SURVIVE!!
p.s Now, which one to start first???
Sunday, January 17, 2010
First Resolution.. after so many days.
I'm bored.. yes.. I'm really bored.. I hate waking up every morning.. and realised that today is going to be like everyday... a boring day....
NO...
This will not continue on...... I shall not live on every minute and every second in this tragedy....
Well, first thing first...I gotta convert my remaining Aud dollars to MYRinggit...... & then its " Shopping!!!!" for me.........
Tomorrow... it'll be a New day for me.. NO MORE BOREDOM!!
NO...
This will not continue on...... I shall not live on every minute and every second in this tragedy....
Well, first thing first...I gotta convert my remaining Aud dollars to MYRinggit...... & then its " Shopping!!!!" for me.........
Tomorrow... it'll be a New day for me.. NO MORE BOREDOM!!
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Bye Rebel
& So, we took off at 4.40... precisely... in the morning... to send Mr Rebel back to Canada for the second time.... (well, you see, the story is, five days ago, he was supposed to be on the plane but.. we reached KLIA at 5.30 PM... to find out that his flight was 930.. AM... ) anyway, so much for beauty sleep, I ended up going to the airport looking like a drug addict.. but wth..
Too bad, we can't bring the little princess along because it was too early, and she was sleeping.. So Mr Rebel had to go, without any final goodbye to that little rascal... Ai ya... goodbye for what lah.. He's graduating in May what.. that's like.. 5 months later.. but still..little sis ma.. so.. He drew this for her...
This picture.. is so heartbreaking.. in a nice way...
So bye Jeff.. see you.. next year.. or Christmas .. Stay out of trouble..
p.s I can hear my dad snoring.. from the living room...
Too bad, we can't bring the little princess along because it was too early, and she was sleeping.. So Mr Rebel had to go, without any final goodbye to that little rascal... Ai ya... goodbye for what lah.. He's graduating in May what.. that's like.. 5 months later.. but still..little sis ma.. so.. He drew this for her...
This picture.. is so heartbreaking.. in a nice way...
So bye Jeff.. see you.. next year.. or Christmas .. Stay out of trouble..
p.s I can hear my dad snoring.. from the living room...
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Needles
I was never scared of injections...
in fact I loved it.. but as I grew bigger...
I found myself fearing needles...
I feared the pain I had to go through
but when I looked at my hands,
Needles were nothing,
when I looked at my legs,
I know I can endure much more
than just mere needles...
Real?
Sometimes I wonder,
is this real?
Sometimes I think,
is that real?
& Sometimes I know,
its not real.
is this real?
Sometimes I think,
is that real?
& Sometimes I know,
its not real.
Saturday, January 2, 2010
Already locked.
No longer it will be there,
no longer it will be here,
no longer interfering,
no longer meddling.
No more space,
no more time,
I'm locking it,
I'm ignoring me.
This is the last,
of you hearing this pathetic story.
Friday, January 1, 2010
2010, just another damn year
The first thing I saw, in the morning of the first day of 2010 is.... " Sugar Up 20 sen" ... W.T.F... See, it's just another damn year...
then I flipped the page, and saw something about murder, some lady was killed by another lady....
See, it's just another damn year....
then I randomly scan through the whole paper, it was just news and news and news... politics here and there... murder here and there..... rape case everywhere, china girls busted for prostitution, Kaka masuk Real, Cristiano Ronaldo looking stunning as ever in paper.. see.. it's just another damn year..
Just another damn year..
then I flipped the page, and saw something about murder, some lady was killed by another lady....
See, it's just another damn year....
then I randomly scan through the whole paper, it was just news and news and news... politics here and there... murder here and there..... rape case everywhere, china girls busted for prostitution, Kaka masuk Real, Cristiano Ronaldo looking stunning as ever in paper.. see.. it's just another damn year..
Just another damn year..
