Finding a name for my new dog, despite that there isn't any new dog.

Actually, today I intended to go for dog hunting one.. I was so determined last night.. I even announced it to my mum 3 bloody times in case she didn't hear me.. I even googled up "How to train your puppy" all those articles.. AND READ THROUGH ALL OF THEM... ONE BY ONE.. Seriously.. I really did.. & then I got a message from Chooi Yuen asking me to go watch a movie tomorrow....

"VROOOSSSSHHHHHH"... you hear that??? That's the sound of my very own determination.. got flushed down the shit hole..

I will get a dog.. another day.. @_@...

anyway, since I don't have one yet, I think I should think of name for it.. Miss Veena here says that why not name my dog "Mulan"??

Hell no...

Firstly,

My dog.. ain't no warrior.

& I don't want my dog abandoning me one day, to go fight some dog war... and come back with huge bone from the Doggie Emperor..

& what if my new dog is a guy dog???? If other dogs thinks he is gay, how??? Where can he hide his pride?? (Eventhough, I will spayed it sooner or later, but at least he is sterile, with dignity)..
of coz.. Male dogs who are sterile.. have the excuse to be play boys..
Why? Because they can fuck female dogs.. without pregnanting them.. Also, no need to wear condom.. how good is that?? But.. this is just exclusively for dogs lah of course.. If you're jealous, pray hard lah, pray that your next life is a dog, a male dog.. and of coz don't forget to ask your owner to sterilise you. It's for the greater good..

& what happens if I call my dog infront of any china tourists?? Old people will get heart attack because they think Mulan came back from the dead (joking ah.. no racism)

& who the hell would wanna name their dog "Mulan"??! Dogs name should be simple ma like Mickey, Fifi, Lily, Happy... At least when you call it out loud, it won't sound so utterly ridiculous.. Imagine lah.. you shouting the name "MULAN!!" few times and see, see whether you feel stupid anot.. The dog also will feel stupid.


anyway, I looked up on this site about naming dogs (here). Apparently, I found out that there are more bombastic names here... compared to "Mulan" ..
Names like Fungus, Chaos, Nudge(??)... Like that ah, I name my dog "Captain America" lah.

Nah, I won't give such name lah.. The thought of it is so hilarious..

"Captain America, SIT!!"
"Captain America, BARK!!"
"Captain America, FLY!!"

& if I were to call it in public.. I think the people around me will give me.. the look.. You know, the kind where your eye brow shoots up,and you lips which is at the same side of the raised eyebrows, half opens and moves up, revealing a portion of your teeth, that look. (=.^)

I think I would go for the name "Silly" ... at least my sister can pronounce it with ease what. Instead of pronouncing "Felicity" as "Feshishity"

p.s I wonder is there anybody in this world who name their dog "Masturbate"?? (O_O).. just a random thought......... a random thought..