Romeo and Juliet..

" For never was a story of more woe/ Than this of Juliet and her Romeo",

that was what William Shakespeare said after he conclude his infamous play "Romeo and Juliet"...

Bullshit lah....

The story behind Romeo and Juliet is actually about an elope plan gone wrong worst case scenario.. It's not about how two immature dimwits, who are bound to cross paths because both families were crossing each other boundaries with swords and blood, then naturally (as if it was fated) fell deeply, madly, lustfully ,head over heels in love which of course involved --> SEX (sorry lah, human nature), & later on, they found out that their oh-so-beautiful love life was forbidden, which lead to the girl devising a plan where she pretended to commit suicide and later rose up from her crypt where she can run and fall gracefully into her lover's embrace.. then both love birds will ride on together towards the sunset and live happily ever after..

Too bad lah, her Romeo didn't get the message.. & thought she really took her life, and soon, following her footsteps as he was blinded by grief, foolishly drank a bottle of poison to reunite with his Juliet forever in eternal damnation.. which then, to find out later that the dead girl beside him wasn't dead but just faking dead.. but it was too late.. so.. (stereotype story always end the same way).. The dead girl rose up from the dead like Jesus only that, she's not that holy.. and found her dead lover beside her (wth??!! I'm supposed to fake dead.. not you) .. and then decided to really die once and for all.. took a knife..--- stab---- die..... & story concludes about the tale of two star-crossed lovers... Seriously, I don't know whether she killed herself because her saw how unorganised the plan was, or she was confused who was supposed to fake dead..

I find the story quite amusing actually.. To me, the actual play in words.. is boring.. Yes.. if you watch the movie Romeo+ Juliet... maybe you already bawled your eyes out... & if you hear the song Romeo and Juliet, you would go into depression.. & if you watch the anime Romeo x Juliet.. I don't know what you'll do to cope with the ending.. Yeah, boohoo.. so sad... whatever... There's a lot of things that you don't know about Romeo and Juliet.. (I'm not implementing that I know alot too)...

Anyway.. the love between Romeo and Juliet.. is not love.. in my opinion of course. It's just a mad puppy crush.. Juliet was just a 13 year old dumb blonde( whatever the colour of her hair, she's still dumb).. Come on, when I was 13.. I closed my eyes when I come across and kissing scene plus.. you see the 13 year old now.. all capable to have sex meh?? .. & Romeo.. at first was "claimed" to be in love with Rosaline.. some insignificant character... till he saw Juliet in a party.. & it was "Love at first sight".... In my definition, Romeo is a "playboy" (see one, like one) or you can call him " Mr flower (fa fa gong zi) in chinese)... So you see.. what they called LOVE.. at that time was just.. Lust.. Maybe Juliet was so goddamn sexy and Romeo was hell of a hunk.. so don't blame them if they can't resist each other...

So that sums up my drastically shortened- wouldn't bother to explain every detail-summary...
after all.. it's just my thoughts..


Oh, I'm so gonna re-watch this..

P.s If you happens to be the bawled your eyes-so worship Romeo and Juliet fan... I didn't say Romeo and Juliet was bad... I just love to critic things when I'm bored... Forgive a bored person will ya??