1st day of Uni.

Today, is the first day of class...

& the first lesson is Anatomy......

Our group consist of 8 Malaysians, 2 Sri-Lankans and 2 Brazilians. & As new students, we have no idea where the hell is our class.. All the rooms are written in Russian, so no one understood it as well.. So we walked from one end to one end, then back again from that end to that end in the Anatomy department.

& After endless of walking which seems like for an hour which was actually around 10 minutes, we were intercept by one hot, bodacious woman who is.. our teacher. Her name is Marina.. or Amarina... We don't know because we can't catch her name properly.

So class starts officially. Our teacher introduces herself, then she introduces the plan of our lessons.. Apparently, we'll be learning about the bones and skeletal system first. Before lesson start, she brought us along for a tour along the Anatomy Department.

First place we went is straight into a room full of cadavers(Dead bodies).. Since we were learning about bones, we don't actually need to see a cadaver.. but as we enter the room.. and as I was infront, I saw a group of medical students of different year, taking a cadaver out... I just felt the chill digging deep into my bones... thanks to all the horror and thriller movies...Anyway, as my teacher was finding the place where the store real life bones, she opened the wrong cover, and there... lies another cadaver..which literally, nearly made me freaked.... Anyway, as time pass, I know I'll get use to it.. so it doesn't hurt for a few freaked-out moments...

Then, she brought us to the Anatomy Museum which is quite small.. and there are more dead things there..There were lots of dead babies.. or shall I say foetus?? Yes, some are joined together.. some looked disfigured..one has only 1 eye... YES.. I REALLY SHIT YOU NOT!.. 1 eye.. like an alien... most of them were all abnormal. Then there were body parts, like leg, hands, heart and lungs.. eyeballs... and ears.. Then the standard one, like bones, skeleton, nerves.. Very interesting.. I wonder, the doctors from the past must be a very horrible person.. The first doctor who studied real life human body must be very inhuman or just psycho... because who the hell would come out with such idea

" I'm going to cut and chop you into pieces, then I'll study you for the benefit of mankind"...

In this era, people who chop other people are called psychotic killers.


Then after the touring, we return to class, and resume our normal lesson..

After Anatomy... we had Maths Lecture..

OMFG!

Why do we need to study Maths????? So means every part of our body is a function, we can either integrate it or differentiate it.. to see how we can perform operations on them??? WTH?!

Anyway, the lecture was boring.. Why?

1st, the table was slanting 50 degree.. so if you don't hold your things in properly, it'll start slipping off the table, and then proceed to make a dramatic and may I also add a very embarrassing crash on to the ground which then results in the attention of all eyes on you......

2nd, the teacher.. who was also a young, hot lady has a very soft voice..... We can hardly hear her... It looks like she's talking to the front row or herself only.... & what is worst is.... there's a microphone, and she doesn't use it....

3rd, the Maths was a higher level of integration which leaves me clueless, so from copying the contents of the slide, I resulted into photography.. which is.. snapping pictures of the slides.....


Yes.. Maths suck...

so that conclude the 1st day of Uni... interesting day..

p.s If anything goes wrong, it will go wrong. (Murphy's Law)