Distract, Divide and Conquer

*gasps*.. How long is too long????




Anyway... Finals..are finally around the corner...


Corner as in.. THIS TUESDAY..

And yes... If I passed, Dublin it is..

 if I failed.. Re-sitting of paper..... which nobody wants..

Well.. let's assume I will pass so that everybody can be thrilled of the idea of me going to Dublin..


(not like you care)...


You know, funny things about exams....are


you get more interested in world history and other stuffs rather than the core subject...




Good luck!

PS. After exams, I promise to manage this pathetic site more often...


(I love bear bear)

For MY information.....

EXAMS....

ARE...

OVERRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

or at least..... for this semester.....

well... holidays have just started.. might as well enjoy it to the max and start a whole new sem with a fresh mind.... woooooooooooooooooooooooo!

p.s I love bear.

F-L-U-N-K-I-N-G ... for the first time.

I flunked Biology.

I FLUNKED BIOLOGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ya la.. no big deal lah if you are a hardcore in failing papers... or you have failed papers before.... I get it... but do you still remember the first paper you failed??? Cannot remember never mind...

THIS. is the FIRST PAPER.. that I've failed. in my whole entire life.. ok.. "current life".. for the last 19 years... ok no, for the last...... when did I start schooling ah? Fine, start from kindergarten till now... I've aced, I've averaged, I've passed, and I've borderline passed.....

Today. I failed.

I'm not sad, nor depressed....

Alah, anyway.. it's just mid-term. and it only contribute 5% marks to the final.

I just think that... This fail-fail thing... is like... something significant. You know? It's like.. Wow.. I failed Biology. This is the start... of the chronological events of  failing papers throughout my life....  If you failed once, you are bound to fail at least another time.. once, twice, many times... I don't know... depends on the amount of study you did.
 Of course, I do not wish to fail AGAIN.. who wants to la... But IF... I fail again.. at least.. it's not the first time.. because I failed Biology before what, so it won't be a huge shocking news.. or maybe it will.. but not as big as.... I FAILED MY PAPER FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!.. 

Oh ya.... but... my lecturer decided to give me 2 marks to pass.. because my assignment was ok..  So.... officially... I failed.. but pass because of my assignment. But let's just assume that I fail lah...

There's a first in everything right?? ;P


P.s I love bear. hehe.

Merdeka?? Really?

My country is a beautiful country.....

If politics weren't that dark,
If people weren't that divided,
If all races doesn't discriminate
If all were given equal rights and opportunities
If they weren't hungered for more power,
If they weren't crazy for positions,
If they weren't blinded by money
If they stop trying to destroy each other 
If they stop working for their benefits, and start improving the country.
If they stop reminiscing of the country's past achievements, and start making new ones.. 

Yes. It will be beautiful.

but sadly it's not... because, people will be people... Humans will be selfish....

and we'll always be defined by our race and religion... and not by our country.. which is absolutely bullshit and crap.. Shame on you..Shame on you, Malaysians....

So "Happy Birthday" Malaysia ...

The difference

between Malaysian and Singaporean Driving. 

In Singapore,
Everybody drives safe.
You keep to your lane, I keep to mine.
I want to be fast, but there's a speed limit.
I'll stop when it's red,
and go when it's green,
and slow down when it's yellow.
I want to make U-turn,
but I won't because the sign says it's illegal.
I do reverse parking,
to be more systematic and easy.
I park
at proper parking place

In Malaysia,
We drive like we just don't care,
You want to cut in my lane,
I drive faster
You still insist to cut,
I overtake you from behind
and honk you all the way through
I want to be fast,
Screw the damn signs,
it's time for fast and furious
Colour blind, so we are 
only without traffic police
when it's green,
we go,
when it's red,
we still go.. cautiously
when it's yellow,
we go even faster.
I want to do a U-turn,
I'll will just do a U-turn
unless if there's a police hiding under the tree
I don't do reverse parking,
because it's not easy to snatch others parking.
I'm space efficient,
that's why I park anywhere with spaces between.
Who cares if that car can't come out.
Not my problem.

Toys, toys, and more toys......

I didn know that we have so much soft toys.. 



Today, I went on a soft toy hunt in my house... and.. the numbers of soft toys we have in the house.. was shocking...

I found 27 soft toys.  

Unless you are a fanatic maniac fan of soft toys and teddy bears, 27 is A LOT TO ME.. and If I were to give it to an orphanage, I can make 27 orphans fly to the sky..

and not to mention, the dust that those soft toys carry on their lifeless body.. Do you know how much dust mite inhabiting in 1 bear??
plus, we have serious allergies to anything related to dust.. So if 1 teddy bear is enough to make us sneeze our nose off, itches our eyes till it drop, and stay in bed as if we got a bird flu.... imagine 27 toys.....

I think the toys just killed us. 

Well,  don't get me wrong... even with allergies, I really do love teddies or doggies that resemble a bear.  They are so cute even though they are deaf and dumb. Too bad, I can only see them from afar.. and not snuggle with them when I sleep.

So, let me introduce the soft toys family to you.. This is the first and last time you will ever get to see them, because I'm packing them up and keeping them away.. maybe if I have the time I would give them away..

(*All names in this entry are fictitious, made up  and any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental)

Let's start from the biggest of all..

1. Name: Christmas (Note the Christmas costume)
Given by a dear Friend..... (she doesn't want the bear... that explains it all)

2. Name: Happy
Given by another dear friend ( as a gift..)

3. Name: Mr Lonely
Given by brother... (apparently he gave it to his girlfriend, they broke up,  bear comes back, go figure)

4. Name: Bugs Bunny
Given by a another different dear friend..which is supposed to be given to my sister. 

5. Name: Droopy
I don't know where did he come from. But because he's sad and droopy, thus the name.

6. Name: Kopitiam
Cute and coffee in colour, thus the name.

7. Name: Femo
This is the 1st bear that I've ever bought for myself.. It was simply love at first sight.. spotted her with that pweety dress, sitting alone, emoing.... that's why I bought her, and turns out she's the last of her kin!!  (Femo- female emo bear)

8. Name: Melboy
The baby version of Melman in Madagascar... and I seriously do not know how, where and when he came.

9. Name: Monkeybabe
I find the name pretty cute...and thus, the name.

10. Name: Ba-be... (yes, pronounce it exactly like how it is)

11. Name: Cocky
It's a Cocker Spaniel.. it's one type of breed of many breeds...

12. Name: Easter Bun Bun
This is how easter bunny looks like when he got sick

13. Name: Hush Hush
Got it from Hush Puppies... long long time ago..

14. Name: Ban Ban
Yes, it's a panda... Seriously, if her nose was straight, she won't look so retarded like now.

15. Name: Nino..
She's half albino.. without red eyes. ( won by a friend in a carnival game)

16. Name: Baby Tassy
I won her in a carnival game .....

17. Name: Sustagen
I think this bear was a free gift from Sustagen

18. Name:  ... Winnie the Pooh Bear...( you know his name.. so obvious)

19. Name: Sleepy
Because he's always sleepy

20. Name: Mickey the talking Mouse. ( If you don't know this, then you must have a very terrible childhood)

21. Name: Cyber
Siberian Husky given by a good friend as a parting gift..

22. Name: Nigger. (Aw, I'm sorry.. I'm just joking) .. Son Gongoon (Son Gohan's illegitmate son.. )
Evolution occurs fast...

23. Name: Love-Me-Hate-God (Devil's son)
This was given...to my brother ... from his childhood girlfriend..

24. Name: Heart-me
I think it was also given by my bro's long time childhood girlfriend.

25. Name: Mr I-don't-know-what-am-I
WTF is this??!!

26. Name: Poky Poky
Do the hokey poky people!!

Last but not least, the smallest of all...

27. Name: Small pot
A tiny baby panda.. from Beijing..


Oh.. another extra addition .. that.. we simply just can't eliminate..

Name: Ning Ning

Nickname: Mummy/Daddy's Lil girl, Pretender, Cry Baby, Innocent lil' devil, Destroyer



and thus.. ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY... gettting ready to be packed and stored away....

Spot the difference...  Can you???  Look closer.

P.S I hate my allergy... Seriously...... 

or else I can have all the teddies in the world.

What is wrong with me?

Sometimes, I have identity crisis. 

Yes. I'm serious.

Vampires, ah Vampires..

Yes... Vampires..

Well, it just happened that I told my skeptic dad and mum about hearing bell sounds which is similar to the sound of the bell around my dogs' neck... and I've been hearing it for 1 whole week at 5am every morning.. EVERY morning... and it's not once... its a few times..I bet my dog loves to walk TO AND FRO.. directly outside my window.. everyday only at 5am... &; so happens, my oh-so-very-skeptic father suggested a theory

The Chinese Vampire Invasion..

You know? Chinese vampire?? the chinese horrific easter bunny??

I realised that among all the vampires, the chinese vampires are the least fearful of all .. Compared to western vampires and pontianak...

No, seriously... Have you ever seen a chinese vampire?? (not that I've seen one) .
Their appearances are usually with red eyes, bloody mouth, half decayed tongue, downright horrifying rottened faces and they exist just to suck the life out of the living as if one is sucking the last drop of a Yakult bottle... ... yes, if that doesn't scare the shit out of you, it has already scared the shit out of me.... BUT.. once they start moving around, more like "hopping" ....even with such description above, it still hard to take them seriously.. because you probably be laughing your guts out... and with arms outstretched and hopping altogether.... I would definitely be laughing with 10 fingers pointing at them...

They're similar to easter bunnies, only minus the eggs and the big cute bunny eyes and bunny outfit ... and if a bunch of them appear, you can invite your friends over to watch their synchronized hopping performance...  &; to stop them from sucking your life, you just have to find some yellow paper (Post-it papers will do) with talismen writing on it, and just stuck it up their forehead... They'll just freeze... take it out, they'll hop again..  
Hop-freeze-hop-freeze-hop....

The girl in the picture is not running away from the big bad vampire nor is she crying.. She's probably running as fast as she can to call upon her friends to join her laughing fiesta... 

Compared to the western ones, one will laugh non-stop at chinese vampires, but swoon and melt under the hands of a western ones...

For example.. Twilight..

Even though they're many anti-Edward fans out there, there are still millions of Edward Cullen fans out there who probably die to become Bella...  Even Bella, cannot resist the temptation of being a vampire... Who wants more than anything in the world to be apart of a vampire family???? even the dad is so mouth-drooling hot... there is no such thing as fear..




Even with face like this...

forget about the fear for vampires, you probably be begging to be one of them





Ok.. maybe Twilight is not a good example..
What about Interview with the Vampire???

If Brad Pitt can pull a vampire look, I bet the real one would look more drop-dead breathtaking gorgeous....

and Count Dracula

the moment he says "I vant your bloood", girls are already lining up at his doorstep to become his immortal bride...















See... with face like that..

he get... women like this....

But, if you encounter something like the Pontianak... Go ahead and fear...fear all you can

No matter how beautiful she was last time, you wouldn't want to mess with something like that...

In some Malay folklore, they say Banshee (pontianak) are women who died in child birth and came back for revenge.. Of course lah revenge.... You go through hours and hours of labour and at the end.. you didn't even get to see your child and die in pain and without grace.... confirm bengang lah.. 

and coming back from the dead like this..

and not this..

would scare the hell out of the living....

but something like this... I would rather compare them to the Teracotta Soldiers...